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I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fuck dogs, in the park, after dark,
When the moon is up high in the sky
The Great Dane is too tall,
Chihuahuas are too small
But the dog that I like to quell lonely nights,
Well the dachshund is best of all
Because he is longer than he's thin,
He love's to let me in
His eyes fill with love, he fits like a glove
And that's why he is man's best friend

I fuck dogs, I fuck dogs
We all fuck dogs in the park
She fucks dogs, She fucks dogs,
We all fuck dogs in the park

He's got bed bugs, ticks and nits if he scratches then I itch
But the kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp,
Life with a dog is a bitch
You'll never be alone if you give the dog a bone
I'm not weird we don't kiss
But the problem is this, his bark , arf arf arf arf arf arf!
Is worse than his bite

'argh, aaack, furball'

His bark is worst than his bite
I fuck dogs, in the park, after dark,
When the moon is up high in the sky
And I'm not proud

'Oh yeah,'