Awwwwww
I ain't seen my wife for two or three years
I'm a happily married man
Since she left I've been running wild
Jumping all the women I can
Gave me some trouble for a little while
But now I'm back to my old style
I ain't seen my wife for two or three years
I'm a happily married man
Oh yes I am, and further more

Ain't got no home, no children, no pets
I'm a happily married man
When I get tried I just lay down
I sleep where ever I am
Now my plate and my pot are gone from my sink
And I don't have to worry bout taking a drink
I ain't seen my wife for two or three years
I'm a happily married man

Come on in there you'all

Whooa, now let me get in there

Now my new old lady is outta sight
I'm a happily married man
She's a loving me a every day and a every night
Just as much as she can
Now I don't have to worry about sleeping pill
At night I got a doctor bill
No I ain't seen my wife for two or three years
I'm a happily married man
Happily married man
Party with you was such a sweet sorrow
Whooa, awww, come on