(MARVIN remembers the first time he had sex with a man)
MARVIN:
He hates my wife
I hate his food
He thinks I'm rude but nice
I think he's nice but indiscreet
He thinks I'm sweet,
But he treats me kind of funny
I say Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer, going down
Oh, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown,
Isn't it delightful playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown,
I care
I found your door
We sing out more
And more
And more
And more
And more now
He rubs my neck
I rub his thigh
He asks me why I sweat
I ask him why he bites his nails
And he takes me in his arms
And then he lights another cigarette
I say Whizzer, Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer going down
Oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown,
Isn't it delightful playing easy?
Yes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I care
I found your door
We sing out more
And more
And more
And more
And more now
Go Whizzer,
How about, Whizzer?
Breathe deep, Whizzer,
Up and he's going down
SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG:
Go Whizzer,
How about, Whizzer?
Breathe deep, Whizzer,
Up and he's going down
MARVIN:
He's on his knees
I'm lying flat,
Just like a bad idea
He starts to blow
I start to fight
The room is yellow and the bed is white
He's going down
I think I'll die away
He's going down
I think I'll die, die, die
I say Whizzer
Whizzer Brown
I see Whizzer
LADIES:
Whizzer
MARVIN:
Going down
(Dance break--with scat vocals)
MARVIN:
He's going down!
SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG:
He's going down!
MARVIN:
He's going down!
SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG:
He's going down!
MARVIN:
He's going down!
SWEETHEART AND MISS GOLDBERG:
He's going down!
MARVIN:
Go, Whizzer
Down!
ALL THREE:
Down!