Daddy's crawling around on his knees and hands,
But all he finds is popcorn and rubber bands,
And he says to me you had it last you channel surfing maniac
It didn't just sprout legs and run out of the room,
So I said go ahead interrogate me,
If you must incarcerate me,
But I already told you what I know,
And that's all I know, so please don't ask me anymore
That's all I know!
Now he's combing through every ounce of trash,
He thinks that I threw it out with his corned beef hash,
And he says