Who do you think you're kidding?
They're not staring at you
Your ego's bigger than Jesus
They don't care about you
Cosmetic Dog
Why do you want to demean me?
I've done nothing to you
You seem to want something from me
You're not getting it though
Cosmetic Dog
How come you're always so nasty?
You'll get nowhere like that
Behind you, everyone's laughing
Your attitude's grown so fat
Cosmetic Dog
1st verse repeated
Cosmetic Dog x 3