Hi and howdy doody
I'm a union man
You can call me Rudy
Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been tryin all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars
Rock 'n' Roll stars

You always know we
care so much
about the way they
treat ya

They say they got a lot of
reasons every day

Just to get
A chance to meet you
To check and see
No wrong been done
That's one good reason
I carry a gun

I hope the bulge
Don't bum you out
Wanna get a good look?
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me pull it right out!
Let me whip it right out!

Hi and howdy doody
I'm a union man
You can call me Rudy
Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm pleased to meet ya
Been tryin all day to reach ya
The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars
Hahahaha!

Welcome to Chicago
Welcome to LA
Welcome to our local here
You'll always hear me say

The work is here; It's a couple a bucks
I'm sure you're glad to pay
Whip it out, here is your receipt
Now I'll go away, now I'll go away
Now I'll go away, now I'll go away
Away-y-y! Away-y-y! Away-y-y!
Doowah