(Dave on lead)
It's ten-til-two and I've not a thing to do
How can I get my picks of human zoo?
A daily treat full of lies and deceit
My pleasure's begun with Jenny Washington
Cause dad's from Mars and baby likes porno flicks
Mom hates the blacks and junior's turning tricks
There's therapy for my whole family
Each weekday at one on Jenny Washington
(All)
Consistently number one, it's Jenny Washington
For three years in a row, the highest rated show
She's sexy and sensitive She's showing us how we live
Remember it's one for fun, Jenny Washington!
(Dave)
Sibling lust and doctors on angel dust
Arsonist kids and crooks they couldn't bust
Nazi teens they say it's in the genes
There's plenty of fun in degradation
A pleasure cruise on an ocean of hot issues
Get people to fight and serve it up as news
Talk is cheap except when it goes -BLEEP-
The nun with the gun, Jenny Washington
(All)
Cause it's the new number one, it's Jenny Washington
She puts the "f" in fuss, she puts the "u" is us
She's sexy and sensitive She's showing us how we live
Remember it's one for fun, Jenny Washington!

From the Liner:
(1996) "You people of Earth are Idiots" -Plan 9 from Outer
Space