Everybody keeps looking at me
I'm the big surprise
I give back whatever I see
To foolish and to wise

I must be the famous around
The greatest of them all
'cause everybody keeps asking me
As I'm hanging there upon my wall

Mirror, mirror upon the wall
Who is the prettiest of them all
That's me, that's me, that's me
Mirror, mirror upon the wall
Who is the one that's having a ball
That's me, that's me, that's me

Sue keeps me busy on Saturday night
Trying to look good
She knows better than cheating me
'cause she knows she never could

Pete never says but I know what he thinks
He's the one who cares
Giving me a Redfordsmile
And combing back his hair

Mirror…

I know the humble and I make them proud
Yes I see them all
For centuries I've been hanging there
As the question goes on and on

Mirror…