Ask me - How do I feel?
Ask me now that we are cosy and clinging?
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight,
Thats that way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I was a lamp I'd light,
Or if I was a banner I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel?
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if I was a gate I'd be swinging
Or if I was a watch I'd start popping my spring
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding
Ask me - How do I feel?
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well sir, all I can say is if I was a bridge I'd be burning
Yes I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I was a duck i'd quack
Or if I was a goose I'd be cooked
Ask me how do I feel?
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I was a salad I'd surely be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a top I'd start popping my spring
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong - DING!