I don't do this to get a fake piss at you
It just feels nice to puke out bitterness
You walk around and expect me to be impressed
By your knowledge and good looks that don't exist

A force fed monkey is what you'll be,
Dictated by a sad, cigar-chomping wise-ass boss
But

I'm the stupid, I'm the dumbo, I'm the loser and you're so great

It's a sure thing that you deserve a place,
In the pantheon of greatness yes indeed
But understand that near the toilet is,
Where your precious spot is bound to be

You get it on for glamrock, pathetic you're not
I hope you realize, all you can do is rawk and drool
But

I'm the stupid, I'm the dumbo, I'm the loser and you're so great,
You think you're great,
So God damn great

You suck!