He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead
He's been one all his life
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife
He's got no damned excuse
God knows how he tries
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies

He's got a pretty girlfriend
and he flirts behind her back
He looks at other women,
tries to get them in the sack
He tells her that he loves her,
then he doesn't call for days
When it comes to bein' a Dickhead,
he's got a million ways

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead
He's been one all his life
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife
He's got no damned excuse
God knows how he tries
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies

When he's out drivin' he's a Dickhead in his car
When he's out drinkin' he's a Dickhead in the bar
When he's at a party he's a Dickhead drinkin' beer
He's got to be the winner of "Dickhead Of The Year"

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead
He's been one all his life
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife
He's got no damned excuse
God knows how he tries
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies

If he's got no job he's a Dickhead out of work
If he's got no manners he's a Dickhead and a jerk
If he's got no money he's a Dickhead with no class
If he's got no brains he's a Dickhead and an ass

He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead
He's been one all his life
If he ever gets married
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife
He's got no damned excuse
God knows how he tries
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies