Honey, mascara your eyebrow and come with me
We're gonna step into highbrow society
Doin' the platinum plated sophisticated swing

There'll be an orchestra playin' the latest hits
While we are swingin' and swayin' down at the Ritz
Doin' a perfectly mated sophisticated swing

My, we must dance refined
Still if you're inclined to go to town, we'll go dear

Honey, we're gonna got to it in style deluxe
And we can just about do it on seven bucks
Doin' a newly created sophisticated swing

Honey, mascara your eyebrow and come with me
We're gonna step into highbrow society
Doin' the platinum plated sophisticated swing

There'll be an orchestra playin' the latest hits
While we are swingin' and swayin' down at the Ritz
Doin' a perfectly mated sophisticated swing

My, we must dance refined
Still if you're inclined to go to town, we'll go dear

Honey, we're gonna got to it in style deluxe
And we can just about do it on seven bucks
Doin' a newly created sophisticated

Doubly delighted and magically mated
Relievingly related and sweetly united
With passion ignited and joy unabated, we sing
Doin' the new renovated sophisticated swing