Some prick at the back thinks he's funny,
Chatting up your girlfriend and calling her honey
Angular haircut and trouser puff waist,
Eighty pound t-shirt that looks cut and paste
Trustfund hipsters, trustfund scenesters,
Flit like flies, look like brothers and sisters
Trustfund hipsters, trustfund scenesters,
Slumming it from their house in Hampshire

If I wanted trilby's I'd watch Emmerdale,
I want rock & roll, not a mid 50's male

Don't look at the band, but look at the crowd,
A name on the net will do you proud
One band playing 4 nights in a row,
putting taste trust in someone you don't know
Crooning boy and screeching girl,
You know the plot, watch the story unfurl
Generic looks and generic tunes,
Come on surprise me, bring me into the room

If I wanted disco beats I'd watch the Bee Gees,
I want rock & roll not the 1970's

Dancing on a weeknight,
You'll be lucky (x8)

Top 50's handed out like cake,
Didn't get one, can't your label pay?
Tour a band in the back of a van,
Next time round the whole shebang
10's to 1000's over night
You didn't sell enough, your future's not bright
A big fat wallet for all to see,
Not put together but forced to be