Tidy bowl,
Fills my soul;
Just trying to pinch a loaf
Help me up;
Help me out,
I'm stuck on the commode
Out of the Blue;
The Blue, blue water;
Of the bowl
Tidy Bowl turns my toilet water blue
Spare a square;
Life ain't fair;
I got no paper for to wipe
Smells funky;
I do the monkey;
And fling my poo all night
Out of the Blue;
The Blue, blue water;
Of the bowl
Tidy Bowl turns my toilet water blue