She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year
Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer,
She's been running low on Christmas cheer
With a bottle in her hands and with her legs around a man,
Is how she's probably spending Christmas this year
And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all away
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year
There's no shopping, just bar hopping
It's her reason for the season
She's been stalking Santa Clause from the mall
She's got a plan for every man
She wants them all to understand that she won't stop until she confronts them all
Well was there mistletoe? (Hell no!)
Blame it on the alcohol
Hit the lights (Let's go!)
Now it's time to deck the halls
It's Christmas time, there's magic in the air
But she don't care!
And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all way
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year
She says, "It's cold outside, but it's warm in the bed
And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead?"
I bet the eggnog's going to her head, for sure (She tipsy!) (Fo sho, fo sho)
Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick
Dirty pictures in the bedroom, click, click click
No, I don't think that's what mistletoe is for (Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh)
She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright and she says, "Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
'Cause she's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
She's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy
'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all away
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year