One day when I came home at lunchtime I heard a funny noise,
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter and a flux capacitor

He told me he'd built a time machine like the one in the film I've seen - yeah He said:
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine

He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,
Boybands, and another one, and another one, and another one
Triple-breasted women swim around town, totally naked

He told me he'd built a time machine like the one in the film I've seen - yeah He said:
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine, is pretty fine

Trogdor

I took a trip to the year 3000, this song had gone multi-platinum,
Everybody bought our seventh album, it had out-sold Michael Jackson
I took a trip to the year 3000, this song had gone multi-platinum,
Everybody bought our seventh album, seventh album, seventh album

He told me he'd built a time machine like the one in the film I've seen - yeah He said:
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine, is pretty fine
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine, is pretty fine