(David Yazbek)
Everytime you have a picnic, the rain comes down
and the birdies in the trees all stop, when
you're around
All you gotta do is show up, and spirits sag
Why you such a drag? You big wet rag
All I wanted was a good time, to have some fun
All I wanted was a picnic in the summer sun
Maybe listen to some Beach Boys, maybe play some tag
But you put it in the bag, you big wet rag
And sometimes everybody's gonna want attention
You really push the envelope, a new dimension
Make a joke about a picnic, you ask me why
I say in order to be funny, then you start to cry
I've been stepping on these eggshells, but they always crack
Everytime I make a gag, you beg wet rag
I tell you everybody sometimes wants attention
But time with you's a bumpy drive on bad suspension
(Stomach clenchin', Too much tension!)
When I think about a picnic, I think of love
When you think about a picnic, you think of bugs
Next time someone gives a picnic, I'm going stag
Well it rhymes with rag, you big wet rag
I never seen your tail wag, you big wet rag
All you ever do is nag, nag, nag, you big wet rag
So I'm calling you a big wet rag, you big wet--