In the back of the class
You know, where the gum is chewed
Sits a little girl at her desk
She's looking so confused

She twirls her finger in her hair
She needs a cigarette
She's not bad for 14 years old now, honey
Almost a total wreck

(CHORUS)

It's the same I guess
She's a high school mess
She's so young and dum
Young and dum
She's so young and dum
Young and dum

All the teachers get so mad
You know her mother cries
She's just having fun with the kids now
Don't wanna sleep all night

(REPEAT CHORUS)

She's just having fun
Girls who have no one
Oh no

In the back of the class
Waitin' for the bell
Teacher drones on and on
She's really boring as hell

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Hey honey
Hey, tell me what 2 plus 2 is
No, it's not 5
Now wait a minute
How many fingers do I have up?
Nah, you're not even close
You're so stupid

She's so young and dum
Young and dum
(REPEAT FADING OUT)

Hey honey, what kinda car do you drive?
I think it's a blue one