Irasshaimase, nan mei sama desuka?
Ni mei sama desuka? Otsure sama ga ato kara kuru
Otabako sui masuka? Goannai itashimasu
Gochuumon ga kimattara, yonde kudasai ne

Kyou wa kanojo to hatsu deeto (mada, mada, mada konai)
Sanjuppun tattemo mada konai (mada, mada, mada konai)

Boke, boke, machi boke

Irasshaimase, okimari desuka?
Wafuu hanbaagu desuka? Wafuu hanbaagu desu ne
Gochuumon wo kurikaeshimasu, wafuu hanbaagu desu ne

Oshibori wo douzo Kao wa fukanaide

Chuumon no shina ga mada konai (mada, mada, mada konai)
Itoshii kanojo mo mada konai (mada, mada, mada konai)

Boke, boke, machi boke

Matase sugi desu (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Waraun jyanee (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Ikari bakuhatsu (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Yurusenai no sa (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)

Iya, mattaku yo, mou itsumade matasendayo koko no tenin waa yo!?
Taihen omataseitashimashita Negi ramen de gozaimasu
Nani Ano, wanfuu hanbaagu tandan desukedo
Ee wafuu hanbaagu desuka?
Moushiwake gozaimasen, ishiyaki bibinba deshita ne?
Ou ou ou ou, ite mauzo kora!

Irasshaimase, youkoso konbanwa
Asa kara ban made, aisatsu wa tsuzuku
Itoshii ano ko wa tabun mou konai
Tanon de monai no ni, coohii ga kita yo

Chuumon no shina wa mou konai (mou, mou, mou konai)
Itoshii kanojo mo mou konai (mou, mou, mou konai)
Boke, boke, machi boke

Furare chimatta (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Ikari bakuhatsu (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Bakudan shikake (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Minagoroshi daze (Famires Bomber, Famires Bomber)
Bomber

Gochisousama