I can smell the change thats on your hands
Packing up your philips head and honey bear
Brandy danced for you and all your friends
Last night you think you might have left your money there

Good morning now your keys are gone
And the thundercats are on
The papers here, it says its over; kiss your mom

You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing

Crystal was an unsuccessful blonde
Hasnt been to bed now for a week or two

Organizing closets until dawn
Its lovely how shes always finding things to do

Now Scottys knife is in your hand
And your contacts in the sand
Youre hallucinating in the heat

You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing

Ninety-seven stitches and a cast
Sixty absent days but what you gonna do
Thought you said those breaks of yours would last
Now go before somebody drops a house on you

Jordan got so mad
He threw his hammer at your head
Sent you home and said hed pick you up at five

You cant hit a nail straight when youre laughing

Keep on playing maybe itll happen dear
I can believe the doctor said hed leave those bbs in your head
But I think he said he thought you shouldnt drive
So call us if you make it there alive