Why do you still refuse to see,
this vast global conspiracy,
that's infiltrating lives and homes?
(A race replaced by servile drones)

Chips are down and stakes are high,
milk-shake minds are sucked bone dry
If their fiendish schemes should fail,
they'll smoke us all - but won't inhale!

The evidence was there,
beneath our noses all the time
We're too gullible to care,
they conceived the perfect crime
The Great Brain Robbery

Met my neighbour one fine morning;
spoke of planetary warming
She looked at me and laughed;
wait and see who's laughing last
Dread to think how deep they stoop,
dredging for new dopes to dupe
Plots so blatant yet sublime;
fool all the people all the time

False prophets ever lie,
of non-existent better days
Then as judgement hour draws nigh,
they make their hasty getaways
The Great Brain Robbery

Leaders of united nations,
speeches preached from tv stations
Truth or falsehood - no one cares,
All just want to be millionaires

Armed with charm the slick of wit,
contort each thought - waive every writ
Devise new means to beat the charge,
disguised 'neath urbane camouflage

They subjugate free-will,
with intolerance and strife
Won't be content until,
They own your money and your life
The Great Brain Robbery