Mommy's little monster dropped out of school,
Mommy's little monster broke all the rules
He loves to go out drinking with the boys,
He loves to go out & make some noise
CHORUS: His brothers & sisters have tasted sweet success,
He doesn't wanna be a doctor or a lawyer get fat & rich
His parents condemn him, say, "his live's a mess!"
He's 20 years old & he quit his job,
Unemployment pays his rent!
He's mommy's little monster, he's not afraid to admit it
Mommy's little monster shoots methadrine,
He's mommy's little monster, don't wake him in a fit!!!
She left home for the streets,
Mommy's little monster had sex at 15
In her eyes it will never end
She couldn't deal with all the heat
She has fun with the boys in the band,
Her dad asked what happened to her face,
CHORUS: Her eyes are a deeper blue, she likes her hair that color too
I could have happened in any place!!!
She can even wear a dress, that doesn't mean she'll confess
She's Mommy's little monster
She's Mommy's little monster DON'T TAKE HER LIFE AWAY She's Mommy's little monster