There's a party in my head
Have to stay up instead
Go to the party in my head
Won't let me go to bed
We're divorced before we're wed
I'm reborn before I'm dead
Straight from the mouth of Mr Ed
Invited to the party in my head

Stop that banging on the wall
I'm footloose and fancy free
My head the place to be
I won't turn down the noise at all

I can't remember what you said
There's a party in my head
The sad truth's I'm poorly bred
Raised at the party in my head
There's an orgy like Club Med
Where everybody rocks my bed
Came at the party in my head
Your baby wonders where you fled
Though you may call 999

They will hang up everytime
Off their heads and on the beat
It's too late they're here with me

There's no charge the entry's free
I gave the doorman a kiss, you see
And all the guests mix brilliantly
Cos I am them and they are me
I threw away my high street cred
To have a life instead
Repeat the words that I just said
To go to the party in your head