Mrs Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big,

Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like,

Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their,

Meet-ing in the office
o meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his,

Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
mrsroberts didn't like him
but thats 'cause she's a,

Cunt-aminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your,

Dick-tate what i'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I dont give a flying fuck!!