Here comes that guy with shiny teeth A nicer guys easy to meet
Nuge you with a bony elbow and tell you something you dont wanna know

I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,
If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt
By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself

He's got his tan straight from a tub, it glows bright orange in a clu
Talk the hind legs of a donkey, his voice drones on its all inione key

I'm sat here wishing I was with somebody else,
If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt
By the end of the night it'll end in a fight, I just can't help myself

He's an obscene guy, a not too clan guy
Give anything a try, his whole lifes a lie,
Just like a piece of pie, greasy enough to fry,
Na na na an na
Oi, oi, oi, oi! Oi, oi, oi, oi!