this just in, where to begin
grin and bear it, it's bare and grim
adoration, titillation i'm the victim now
because she's figured me out

she lights my candle she has a handle
on me it's going well but i'm scared as
hell that she'll figure me out

she thinks its sacred to be naked but i
don't care she's had me there you see
she's figured me out and i want to
shout at the top of my lungs now but
oh my god if she hears me she'll come
running in these are my hands these
are my faults these are my plans and
these are my nasty little thoughts i
wrote em down for you to
contemplate at a later date

well the word is out, what's it all about
doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
in moderation this sensation would be
fabulous but she's figured me out she's
in my shower, for an hour she's just
washin' n wonderin' and trying to
figure me out

well, you're out there, just stay out there i won't hear you but be careful man hey careful
man i care and i'm sleeping now you'll be creeping 'round just when i was on to something
else that's when she figures me out