Come back proud canadian's,
To before you had TV
No hockey night in canada,
There was no CBC
In 1812 madison was mad,
He was the president you know
Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to washington,
And burned down all his stuff
And the white house burned, burned, burned
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812
Those hilbilies from kentucky,
Dressed in green and red
Left home to fight in canada,
But they returned home dead
It's the only war the yankies lost except for veitnam
And also the alomo and the bay of ham
The looser was america,
The winner was ourselfs
So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812
And the white house burned, burned, burned
And we're the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812
In 1812 we were just sitting around,
Minding our own business,
Putting crops into the ground
We heard the soilders coming,
And we didn't like that sound
So we took a boat to washington and burned it to the ground
Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept on a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and the yankies started running,
Down the mississippi to the gulf of mexico
They ran through the snow,
And they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take they're culture,
Back to america, and gulf and mexico
So if you go to washington,
It's building clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches,
And we'll burn the white house twice
And the white house burned, burned, burned,
But the americans wont admit it
It burned, burned, burned
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned
I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812