Easy, alphabet pony
Uh easy, alphabet pony

Funny monkey
Tore money loose in soda hands
Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just say it

Easy, alphabet pony
Uh easy, alphabet pony

No fun, I have
We got no money
Need a friend, a volcano dish
On a mountain top to live it

Easy, alphabet pony
Uh easy, alphabet pony
Easy, alphabet pony
Uh easy, alphabet pony

I cancel Sunday, cancel Monday
Don't look at me
I've been running on a note tomorrow
Roadie great speed

Na, na, na, need a punch
A pop a bang, a different song
Like a nice new pope
[Incomprehensible] needs a mean straight dog

Yeah
Easy, alphabet pony
Uh easy, alphabet pony
Easy, alphabet pony
Easy, alphabet pony

Uh, we go up down
Up down, up down, telling you
We like the walk and the talk, don't stop
And fall into the quicksand

Sharp teeth, dry heat
Can't breach too many sins
And don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink

Easy, alphabet pony
Uh easy, alphabet pony
Easy, alphabet pony
Easy, alphabet pony