I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual, as a pencil
Wound up like on a E on first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring

You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce ya

Janet:
My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr Scott:
My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels

Brad:
It's as if we were glued to the spot!

Frankenfurter:
You are! So quake with fear you tiny fools!

Janet:
Oh, we're trapped!

Frankenfurter sings:
It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice!

Dr Scott Talks

Frankenfurter:
Planet schmanet Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up, built your thighs up
You'd better wise up

Criminologist:
And then she cried out!

Janet:
Stop!

Frankenfurter:
Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard!

Brad:
You're a hotdog but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter

Dr Scott:
You're a hotdog but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter

Janet:
You're a hotdog--