[Homer]
Who can take your trash out
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do?
The Garbage Man!
[Garbage Men] Yes the Garbage Man Can!
[Homer & Garbage Men]
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you
[Marge] Who can take this diaper?
[Garbage Man] I don't mind at all!
[Chief Wiggum] Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!

[U2]
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easygoing
[The Edge] They'll mop up when you're o-
[U2 & Garbage Men] -ver flowin'!
[Bono] And tell you when your arse is showing!
[Apu] Who can?
[Sideshow Mel] Who can?
[Ned Flanders] Who can?
[Oscar the Grouch] Who can?
[All] The Garbage Man can!
[Bart & Lisa] Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
[All] He cleans the world for you!