Well MrBurns had done it
The Power Plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Socia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs laid unconsceince on the bar-room tile
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We're talking softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talking softball, Manningly and Conseco,
Ken Griffy's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,
We're talking HomerOzzy and the Straw
Chorus again