(lead vocals by Prince)

1, 2, 3, 4
Why you big, tossed-salad, hairdo-havin', long, tall, snaggly gold-toothed,
funkin' habit-formed, leather-wearin', beanpole-lookin', black

Shit! Oh! Somebody bring me a piece of chicken!

What what Tricky say? What Tricky say? Yakety-yak?
Yakety-yak My ass, motherfucker
Oh, gimme some horns

You can't fuck with that, look out!
We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this
We ain't got time We don't have ti What time is it?
It's time for you to It's time for you to retire
You're old, but wait, wait, wait!

Why you, and you?
You you old, Michelin Man, fat, black

Break now Yes!

When I look in the mirror I see your ugly face
I just wanna run, in front of
Wait, gimme some horns

Now you go You, you, wait, wait, wait
Let me wait You, you, you're just old
That's all I know, you're just old and you're fat
You know it too, don't you?
You know it, you're just fat and old
Hit me! Uh! Yes! Yes!
That's right, yes!

Johnny, Johnny!
Don't you wish you could get on TV? On the one!
My man, say: "Johnny, Johnny!"