I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock
Don't you know you wanna rock it with me

If you came expecting a burlesque show
With girls in nipple tassels and a flying trapeze
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disappoint you
You should have read your program more carefully

If you came expecting liturgical dancing
With new interpretations of the story of Moses
I'm sorry but I'm think you will be disappointed
You've made an error during the booking process

But if you came to see me!
I'm really happy that you achieved your intention
Cos it's all very well to live in the moment
But planning is important is you want to achieve your goals
And maybe have some savings when you're old

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock

I worked very hard for my rock n roll hair
I get it chemically straightened and I style it for hours
I worked very hard for a rock n roll face
I've got the kooky contact lenses and the girly mascara

But there is something deeper inside
Something that the mask I wear won't hide

I paid lots of money for this big piano
And the fancy, fancy lights to make me look like Michael Jackson
I paid lots of money for this bohemian coat
And the fact I don't wear shoes is just an affectation

But there is something deeper inside
Something that this costume won't hide
Something from a distance you won't see
Something fundamentally me

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock

Fucking rock, fucking, goddamn rock, goddamn, motherfucking rock, fucking
Don't you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock
Don't you know you wanna rock it with me

I am so fucking rock
I am so goddamn rock
I am so motherfucking rock
Don't you know you wanna rock it with me
Rock it with me!
Rock it with me!