Mr Gasoline man, please give me some gas
My tank is almost empty, so fill it fast
If you will just fill her up, I promise you this
I'll put a tulip in your hair and blow you a kiss
Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got "?til I scream I've had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me

Put a tiger in my tank, please don't delay
I've been waiting in endless lines since early yesterday
So, Mr Gasoline man, fill her to the brim
So I'll have enough gas to go through this line again
Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got "?til I scream I've had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me

*Spoken*
Kids: Hey you big oil company's, us kids will like to ask
When we grow up and learn to drive, what will we use for gas?
Tiny: Ha haSo you say things are shaking up? But only time will tell
Why, I've got more oil in my hair than you've got in your wells
Hey there Mr President, things are really tough
Speaking for the people, I think we've had enough
We're shipping food, but still no crudeI tell you that's not right
This flower child has gone hog-wild, I say it's time to fight!

Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got "?til I scream I've had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me

*Spoken*
Gas Man: Yeah man, can I help you man?
Tiny: Yes, please Will you consider taking a ukulele in trade for a
gallon of gas?
Gas Man: No man
Tiny: Well how "?bout a tulip?
Gas Man: I don't think so
Tiny: Well, how about one of my brand new 45 RPM records?
Gas Man: Wow man! Say, what's the name of it?

Come tiptoe to the gas pumps, tiptoe to the gas pumps
Come tiptoe to the gas pumps with me