First of all there was Ray
He went with Deidrie yeh Ray
Thought that he was the bee's knee
But now he's left her and she's pleased
And just incase you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag

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Everybody sing Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag

Mike Baldwin came like a flash
He had a Jag U ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
Neckin on he squeezed her tight
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag

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Ken was next said I love you
Why all the o-ther blokes too
Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
It's up to me what I do
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag

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