Had it all figured out - the story
Had groupies in your bed
Had the studio booked for recordings
And the video in your head

Wow - you're so damn incredible
Wow - each move is a strike
Wow - you're so irresistible
Go - get a life!

This is your show
You're playing all by yourself
All on your own -
No one is listening
Except for your neighbours
And they really hate
The music you play
Cause you're part of the band
That never existed!

Sent the cd`s to all the agents
But there was nothing to hear
Booked a limo for the red carpet
But the doorman said - 'no'!

This is your show
You're playing all by yourself
All on your own -
No one is listening
Except for your neighbours
And they really hate
The music you play
Cause you're part of the band
That never existed!

Wow - you're dreaming your life away
Wow - you're missing the glow
Wow - you're not irresistible
Go - go get a life!

This is your show
You're playing all by yourself
All on your own -
No one is listening!
Except for your neighbours
And they really hate
The music you play
Cause you're part of the band
That never existed!
The band that never existed!