I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand
Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean
I got girls that can do anything in between

I gotta get ready, make everything right
'Cause all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight

Do you wanna drink, hey, do you wanna party?
Hey honey, this is ole Hank, ready to get the thing started
We cooked a pig in the ground, got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Now, my party pad is out in the woods
It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood
But I got some natural queens out on the floor
And ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door

Got a little whirlpool just made for ten
And you can jump out and you can jump in
You can do anything that you wanna do
But oh, don't you step on my cowboy boots

Do you wanna drink, hey, do you wanna party?
Hey, this is ole Hank, ready to get your summer started
I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Do you wanna drink, hey, do you wanna party?
Hey, hey, this is rockin' Randall Hank
Ready to get the summertime started
We cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

That's right, come on in