well, I went home with a waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?
I was gambling in Havannah
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad get me out of this (hyah!)
I'm an innocent bystander,
Somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes I'm down on my luck
Well I'm down on my luck
And I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
The shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers guns and money (x4)