Make A List, Little Lars (?)
Never Seen A Star, Put His Fans Behind Bars
Can't You See, Mp3 means your stealing from me
Should've bought a cd
I keep my T1 open, I'm stealing your songs right now

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We're in debt, from the internet
Sue our fans, off to Napster, Napster land

Go to court, close the site Napster's down tonight
Now the judge says alright
Bunch of thieves, bunch of lies, steal our song through a wire (?)
You know we'll put up a fight
I Keep my phone line open, I'm ripping your songs right now

(chorus)

We're in debt, from the internet
Sue our fans, off to Napster Napster land

Now I lay Lars down to sleep, pray his copyrights to keep
If he gets poor before he wakes, he'll have to sell fries and shakes
Hush little Laurie (?) don't say a word, and never mind that noise you heard
It's just a fan making bootleg tapes, I hope you choke on your sour grapes

(chorus)
We're in debt, from the internet
Screw the fans
We're in debt, from the internet
Sue our fans, off to Napster, Napster land