I caught you standing behind the bar
Put all my money in your tip jar
Lord you never even noticed
Never really cared

Threw you a line and you shot me down
I ain't no ring leader I'm a damn clown
I got my foot in my mouth
Lord with room to spare

She's a tall drink of water and I'm dying of thirst
Pour me a drink lord make it hurt
I'm on the edge doing the best I can
I'm a dangerous man

You got me running around scratching my head
Tell me what the hell to do next
Because every time I take the lead, I can't hardly stand
I gave you courage you stole my pride
Their counting down I need to be revived
You knocked me out then you turned around and ran
I'm a dangerous man

She's a tall drink of water and I'm dying of thirst
Pour me a drink lord make it hurt
I'm on the edge doing the best I can
I'm a dangerous man

You got me running around scratching my head
Tell me what the hell to do next
Because every time I take the lead, I can't hardly stand
I gave you courage you stole my pride
Their counting down I need to be revived
You knocked me out then you turned around and ran