I've got girls, they're in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
It's ten till two, the clock won't move
Detention hall is better with beer

I can do it all in my room
I can be a rockstar with a bad attitude
I am the king in my room
I can ground my mom and dad if I choose

Shapow!
How do you like me now?
Shazaam!
I don't think you understand
Shaquick!
Hey, I got a ten inchtv screen
Only in my room

I've got green, it's in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
Pitching tents inside my pants
And there's a pool of drool by my ear

I can take it all in my room
I can be a quarterback and the coolest guy in school
I can get on down in my room
I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude

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