"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor"

[Mopping sounds]

Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]

Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"

[Person walking quickly towards him]

[Beating sounds]

"Hey!"

[Beating sounds]

"Get offa me!"

[Beating sounds]

"That's my bucket!"

[Beating sounds]

"Let go of my side burns!"

[Beating sounds]

[Sound of falling down into glass]