Not my idea of a vacation
I want rest and relaxation
Don't wanna go out and see the streets
Sightseeing really bites

Marvel at the land formations
And the antique restorations
I don't care what happened here
Rather sit back and drink a beer than

Walk around in Bermuda shorts
Stay in overpriced resorts
And buy some stupid souveniers

Stop off at a place of interest
Walk around and take some pictures
Stroll around like a jerk
Sightseeing's for the birds

Driving around on a crowded bus
With smelly people really sucks
Don't want to sleep in tourist traps
Don't want to sleep with bugs and rats or