Chicken's good for the body,
Chicken's good for the mind,
Chicken's good for the funny bone,
Chicken's easy on the eye
Here we go, now!

Yum yum chicken bone,
Bock bock chicken
Yum yum chicken bone,
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Yum yum chicken bone,
Bock bock chicken
Yum yum chicken bone,
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Granola bar nice and chewy,
Granola bar my best friend,
Granola bar how I love you,
Granola bar's don't beat the kids

Yum yum granola bar,
Chew chew chewy
Yum yum granola bar,
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Yum yum granola bar,
Chew chew chewy
Yum yum granola bar,
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Chicken and Granola bars make a nice meal,
Especially when you're all alone
It's something to eat when your wife's in the shelter,
Because she ran into the doorDooor!
OneTwoThreeFour!

Yum yum granola bone,
Bock bock chewy
Yum yum granola bone,
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Yum yum granola bone,
Bock bock chewy
Yum yum granola bone,
Tell all your friends

Yum yum yummy
Bock bock bocky
Slap slap slappy
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Yum yum yummy
Bock bock bocky
Slap slap slappy
Tell all your friends