Guys like me
We don't know how it feels
Absentee even closing the deal
But every player there's a payoff in the final reel
But never with guys like me

Cause guys like me
We look good at the gate
But you'll agree with the odds on the slate
and put your money on a bonafide heavyweight
and take it off guys like me
take it off guys like me

We pull you close but never really
looking warm but feeling chilly
you'll describe us as impassioned
when it's just a front we've fashioned

Cause guys like me
We all vow to become
clear and free of the fife and the drum
and block the circulation til we're all completely num
let's hear it for guys like me
let's hear it for guys like me
let's hear it for guys, guys like me