We are the old, we've got arthritis,
Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis

We are the old, we've got arthritis,
Wi are the ones who wear fifocals, and have bursitis

There are people, younger, but we heed another call,
We really need the money, our accountants took it all,
We sing to you, those who have money,
Once we were cool, but now we just dress funny
We need your help, so please please dig deep,
Don't call after ten, 'caus we'll be asleep
We have medicare, and anti-gas pills,
But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills

We are the old, (the are the old),
We have arthritis ( they have arthritis),
Once vwe were gods, now golf exites us (golf exite'em)

So write a check (a really bg one), for our december,
There's one more verse, but we can't remember