Down at the beach with Mrs Mc Gregor
When will you learn? You silly little beggar
So you fall prey, during most of the day,
to the sting of the ultra-violet ray

Knock, knock, knock - here comes Mr Cancer
It's all because you've been a nudie prancer
It's all your fault, you've invited him over,
big and hairy, melanoma

When your skin's peeling back
from your face and your back - it's Peter Mac
and when the moles on your feet
seem to constantly bleed - it's Peter Mac

Be very careful when you're down at the beach
Where ultra violet is the nature of the beast
As you turn brown, you may think you're a hunk,
But cancer is removed in very large chunks