Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe Met Leonardo DiCaprio, Leo, he's tryin' to get away from The unwanted advances of Eminem Em's wearing drawstrings, lispi...

Listening to the big guy's new CD laying in bed The one his producer thinks he never shoulda made But it gets me going gets me into the shower What a shock to b...

baby love baby love is what we got baby love baby love is what we got no good poetry coming from my mouth no neat chords ringing on ringing on ringing on my gu...

I'm as cranky as a bitch all I want to do is spit There's nothing to eat after that feast we're getting laid regular at least and I don't want to hurt you so st...

Well this bald headed girl I know sent me a tape of Bjork and Courtney Love And PJ Harvey, called it brilliant women I put it in my car, heard it all the way do...

Please give me notice So I can buy a ticket for a train A train I've been hearing Over and over again and again Tonight it seems you're sleepy So there ain't n...

The day they found a cure for AIDS The day they found a cure for AIDS Everybody took one little pill and was okay The day thay found a cure The day they found a...

I was painting a still life this morning Of a throat lozenge sitting on a copy Of Tropic of Cancer The only thing weird about it Is that a year ago, I never tho...

The sermon at the church on Hollywood Boulevard Is on Adam and the Fall of Man Now I know exactly what they mean I feel a lot like Adam myself these days Fallen...

Enough of this throat singing already If you wanna sing two notes at once Why don't you do like everyone else Get a multi-track machine Lay 'em down separately ...

i met god on the edge of town where the wind meets the stillness where the darkness meets the light where the ocean meets the sky where the desert meets the rai...

Mississippi Delta shining like a National guitar Paul Simon wrote that song about Graceland While driving in his car Mark Cohn wrote that other one It was a big...

God came to me in a dream I knew it was God 'Cause he had a long white beard And a pink striped tunic And the word "God" was spelled out above him, and an arrow...

Walking around the happiest place in the world, but all I do is wonder if your hair is still curled South of Brownsville, Texas, south of Miami beach but all it...

We pulled into Rome With blood in our eyes After days of travelin' Months of lies Taking our various Turns at the wheel Taking booze And pot and cigarettes Anyt...

When I tell you that I love you Don't test my love Accept my love don't test my love Cause maybe I don't love you all that much Don't ask what kind of music I'...

Stay where you are Plenty room for both of us And I don't want you to come any closer Than you are right now Because Jesus was a Jesus freak Jesus was a Jesus f...

Well, they elected me King of the World I said, "Here's what I'm gonna do Send everybody over to China Except for me and you Strip ourselves naked Go to Beverly...

Charles Manson doesn't even know his last name anymore Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer He's forgotten it Charles Manson had a buncha people Wh...

I met god on the edge of town Where the wind meets the stillness Where the darkness meets the light Where the ocean meets the sky Where the desert meets the rai...

god bless you lana, little russian girl for talking to me just when I needed it most god bless you lana, russian gothic girl for talking to me just when I neede...

Sometimes I walk and wish LA were some small town in Monteray I close my eyes and ask the gods to make those cadillacs some dusty dogs I close my eyes and live...

Marilyn Monroe didn't marry Henry Miller (x4) But if she did He'd a taken her to Paris And if she did She'd have smoked a lot of opium And if she did She'd hav...

I remember Monica At the US Open She mighta been 16 Couldn't've been much more Answering some questions And giggling, I'd never seen Someone so alive on TV befo...

I got 36-foot insulation in my house Wear 14 pairs of long underwear Stick tape inside my ears Cover myself with five bedspreads I spend every morning in an is...

She said love, love, love is everything I said ok, I guess, whatever She said what does that mean I said nothin, it's just good to have a backup plan She said I...

They look for the missing link There's no missing link They'll never find the missing link There's no missing link We're not something you can figure out with a...

They say you taught me how to talk Bet you wish you taught me how to stop You're far away now, wish I could take a walk with you someplace You explained me to o...

Look mom They're gonna fry tim mcvay She said 'the nice guy who's on the cover of all those magazines? Why would they want to do a thing like that?' I said caus...

Because I love you I get tongue tied around you I never say smart stuff around you I never say anything around you That makes you want to be with me So, because...

I come down the steps I slip on the ice Santa Claus been lookin' Who's been naughty, who's been nice I'm lookin' for one thing real tonight Jesus, he comes up t...

Do you got to be a queen all your life Are you gonna take that crown off your head Are you ever gonna come to bed Do you got to be a queen all your life Do you...

Your hand is between my legs The dog is between our bodies As I wake up You are rollin' from me I am rollin' from you Time to join a new religion Time to overth...

We pulled into Rome With blood in our eyes After days of travelin' Months of lies Taking our various Turns at the wheel Taking booze And pot and cigarettes Anyt...

The paint is not yet dry The clothes are not yet on Only one place where I could Go to be understood Only one place Only one face Smartie mine Smartie mine Sma...

Superman said I am weary Superman said let's go home The trees were strung with crosses and with ribbons All the towns and churches had been bombed Superman st...

Someday you'll walk where I am And then you'll see my footprints left in the sand I feel you moving in my wake So please try to learn from my mistakes Do not ju...

I got 36-foot insulation in my house Wear 14 pairs of long underwear Stick tape inside my ears Cover myself with five bedspreads I spend every morning in an is...

I got big balls Big old balls Big as grape fruits Big as pumpkins Yes sir, yes sir And on my really good days They swell to the size of small dogs My balls are ...

Sitting in the Church Of the Holy McDonald's I took off my shoes Like the Buddhists told me to And I make my sacred offering And I dip my hands in Pepsi Sailed ...

The day the Elvis died Was like a mercy killing America breathed A sigh of relief We knew all about the drugs And the Vegas shows And there wasn't much of anyth...

Sittin in that town in New Mexico Named after a game show Tryin to decide if I should sell my van Buy a truck, and drive down to Texas Sometimes I think I'm gun...

I saw the best of my generation playing pinball Make-up on, all caked up Looking like some kind of china doll With all of Adolf Hitler's moves down cold As they...

Back when the earth had two moons Back when the earth had two moons Baby, can you even remember That far back when the earth had two moons We sold it to the peo...