This is the theme from m*a*s*h* This is a call Realisation that your appreciation Meant nothing at all This is eternal This is your life Vodka and tonics with ...

Come out quick and count the corpse I'm sure we killed a family Keep your killing clean my love Just keep your killing clean Come out quick and count the corpse...

Pull up my pants Now the camera crew has gone In your statement to the police Tell them how you turned me on But you were such an ugly child You were such and ...

She's got a sister I'm sorry i missed her The queen of the wild frontier She's a beacon for pissed ships She sits by your cornflakes And waits for the gravy tra...

Never been kissed never been kissed And no law can govern her Eighteen years of handstands Nineteensixtyeight Never been kissed never been kissed And no law c...

The little kid pissed on the big kids porch He thinks he's amazing he's rubbish of course But one of those bands got paid I heard One of those bands got paid I...

Dave was a lost cause, a real psycho Spent half his time wishing he was a man Rather than being a man To educate his own will, he puts people in boxes Head fir...

This one's for the patriots The new wave good time girls And if it wasn't for the decepticons They'd rule the fucking world In the midst of all the killing and...

Secret fuhrers got your tongue and bitches got your car And if it wasn't for the '86 world cup it wouldn't have got this far But she was un in de in re contrary...

Evil frankie Myself on a song with frankie frankie's always Shes a she was animate she was never there I want to sing a song with frankie And I'm a sick I'm sic...

Hippies hippies everywhere And not a drop to drink The bastards got a minibar You'll go far Exciting whistle-ah woo-woo Neighbours neighbours everywhere They'r...

Can he catch a fish, can he bring it in Can he get a boat, can he get a rod Can he even swim? Recusant you're not better, go for broke Blame me if you like, bl...

Everyone i leave seems to get away And everywhere i go i want to travel by rickshaw Thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches But don't be fooled by ...

Oh caracas Hanging from some chimpanzees Jonny No 1 is a son of a gun But that's allright with me Still, how you keeping? Tfi's got nothing on you Jonny no1 you...

Fuck this band And their demon seed Cos if they burst out You're responsible Yeah fuck this band Cos their clothes don't fit But their dancing clowns Are incre...

All of your friends are cunts Your mother is a ball-point pen thief Notoriety follows you Like beatings follow rain Bring on the big guitars You've got a proph...

Married life in prison is a lottery Conditions are dickensian at best Celebrate animals celebrate animals Standing in the corner like you've pissed yourself Tr...

I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this You can't touch me cos I'm never over But your h...

Bring me the heads of mine former opponents Make minor arrangements with tall prostitutes Then run through their ranks in stolen volkswagens And show me your ga...

Get back in your hole, get dead, son Get back in your hole, get bent Crawl under a rock and get lost, boy Crawl under a rock, get fucked Get out of those shoes...

Kkkitchens, what were you thinking? Your quality units never stood a chance With a little forward planning and perspective You'd have avoided this But you're a ...

Eat what you are while you're falling apart And it opened a can of worms The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad But believe me I'm innocent I'm fearful I'...

One line one Lucky lucky jim She needs to be the story at the centre of the blast But all i wanted was a chance to get away Since 1987 she's been living in my a...

They're always on the highway They're never on the phone They only got in trouble cos they're made of stone And they're not exactly famous Their girlfriends ne...

I lost my heart to a city state I lost my mind in the middle eight I sang sang sang to my Peggy Sue I spoke in tongues cos I wanted to I lost my heart to a cit...

If there's no new wave then there's no fun Here we go here we go mungo got a radio If it's out of reach then it can't be wrong Here we go here we go mungo got a...

There can only be one god in your head she said There can only be fire in fireplaces and in firewalls Still I'm scared of losing touch of love There can only b...

Nick Berry had talent in a previous life Nick Berry had talent in a previous life Nick Berry had talent in a previous life Nick Berry had it all I don't like i...

Danny keeps beats in a box by the door She's a diligent girl but she's been here before It reminds her of riding a bike Hey hey hey! Slovenly ground for your s...

Danny keeps beats in a box by the door She's a diligent girl but she's been here before It reminds her of riding a bike Hey hey hey! Slovenly ground for your sl...

When we were Running around face pressed to the ground Running flies that I just don't know Running the scene and it better be me Running by like I just don't k...

Fire in the ice-age Snogs in the moonlight She's got a new stage To go with her stage fright Being getting letters then they stopped She come in pieces she com...

Note to self, be erect by half-past ten Be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed Be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with chris Like chris was crisp, l...

Together, we'll save his balls From fire, from fire Together, we'll save his balls from fire He is not the man they think he is at home There is fortune to be ...

Think of life as a battle between ghosts and liars Or think of it as a barrier to self-fulfilment Is everybody made of skin here? Yes, we're all made of skin An...

There's a story on a thimble On a dimple, on a pea And it's absolutely true until the end When they pan out in the titles We can see you're still alive And the ...

Hope fades away While cassius lays his clay And early in the morning Is the only time of day Where we can get a nap in And sleep our way through fire Thoughts...

Heroes need your attentions The love was apparent sitcom The love was a magic burden Now heroes need your attentions New heroes need your attentions Someone to...

Heard you all got soaked He's a big boy, shoot it well Heard you made remarkable time And delay in the mind of a cousin is fine 'cos she's so in love 'til she's...

Woke to the sound of our first anniversary Fell on the bones of the terrible truth These are our greatest achievments These are examples of mind over matter Tu...

Woke to the sound of our first anniversary Fell on the bones of the terrible truth These are our greatest achievements These are examples of mind over matter T...

You need some cokecokecokecoke inspiration For your seven year itch She said it's just that your songs been playing too long The world loves us and is our bitch...

I can't do anything today i'm falling apart I'm sawdust in a sandpaper suit And the terrible terrible terrible thing Is the weekly laundry run If you can cope ...

My love is bigger than your love We take more drugs than a touring funk band Sing it My love is bigger than your love Sing it My love is bigger than your love S...

He's a wise guy flys right by because He put it all in to get on television He's a wise guy flys right by because He put it all in to get on television Includi...

I was hiding from Alanis when they found me in my hole That woman drives me crazy but some feelings never go But want I want to know what I really want to know ...

Liberals on skates Pass through park gates Zeroes and threes Stick together Save me altavista they've got cauliflower ears Still I haven't seen the sun or moon...

I'm tired of explaining that it wasn't supposed to be allowed I'd buy it but it wasn't supposed to be like this You can't touch me cos I'm never over But your h...

Get carter to the phone, don't teach him how to cook That'd kill him Without it she is great, a little underweight But still appealing Everywhere i look is a d...

It's war I tell yer, I met some fellas Who used to love you, but now they don't know you My favourite cousin, who used to mean something He played me records I'...

She's the one Naked in the sun A hundred random numbers for some survey that she done Martin Sheen infused with Bono's heart She used to be retro 'til she fell ...

Hey! hey! heroes of stayaway fiction What's the point of leaving home when you own it? What's the point of do it yourself when it looks so shit That these kids ...

Great explorers know no boundaries Short of praying Your children are just waiting for a chance Came from france a credit note Broke his daddy's heart After al...