My penis is like a hot-dog, but I don't get monthly blood drips My penis hardly even used My penis's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an i...

No class, no job I'm just a victim of society a slob No ass, no head I gotta go home and jack off instead No mind, no kind My brain is jelly and my memory is bl...

[Originally by Rudimentary Peni] What's the point of living in your mindless life? What's the point of living in your mindless life? What's the point of dying ...

All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you? Take these arms, I want to lose them Take these lips, I'll never use them Your goodbye left m...

[Rancid cover song] Hangin' out with Lars on 6th street he knew I was in trouble I was feeling much like the devil there was something burnin' deep inside of me...

It?s that time of the month again, your bitching stop yelling at Me I know you?ve got to plug yourself up but why take it out on Me just leave me alone stop yel...

[Melvin] Life on a mattress in a room- In a room full of emptiness [Fat Mike] Knowledge has much better uses Than self-pity and superiority [Melvin] Maybe ...

No sleep 'till Fuckneckville It's kinda funny, you may not realize it until Phone calls stop, can't get laid You find out where the parties were some time the n...

Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad dont worry sir we wont stay out late Im in love with her, the pharmacists daughter Shes got my love...

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonn...

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a ch...

What the fuck are you doing Don't you know right from wrong I didn't care you fucked my sister But please stop stickin it into my mom My mom, my mom, please sto...

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer spac...

See a guy named after a band Waiting in the hallway for your dad "You're so dumb and you're so bad" He's just a posuer I don't like that chorus and well Someone...

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are...

Am I suppose to do things right? No I don't have the time This is how I live my life, Cuz i Haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like a slob, cuz This i...

Punks and skins Go out every night Punks and skins Are not looking for a fight Punks and skins Just want to have some fun Punks and skins Will always survive S...

Never fell in love until i fell in love with you Never know what a good time was until i had a good time with you If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get...

First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe and off the streets Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloisterred at home Then they shooe...

Heard it first from Reagan youth Dead Kennedys and DI too Wanna burn the effigie From DRI to MDC Guess what nostalgia sucks But I miss songs about How Reagan su...

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her ...

hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes ego's get as big as billy corigans skinny girl eat some more food muscle man you look like a fuckin freak hollywood...

King alone at the bottom of the hill Our proagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam point All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat...

Hey mister, can you spare some change? What, what what do you want from me, are you hungry? No, I'm not hungry I was just wondering if you could spare a quarter...

She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down She?s got tits like microwaves Burritos that explode What I wouldn?t give to see her pee Betweem 2 parke...

It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it ...

A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the day won't ...

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she don't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good no...

A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the day won't ...

S/M Airlines I went to the airport but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight This lady in black she caught my attention I couldn't figure ou...

Welcome to the spaghetti motel Where it's ok to be a loser As long as you're doing it well You're welcome at the spaghetti motel Lucas is his name His photogra...

When the night has come And the land is dark, And the moon is the only light we'll see Well I won't be afraid, No, I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand S...

Got a no string guitar, got a Sunn beta head, I?m a rock & roll Star, I ain?t no musician some things Stranger than fishin, got a Beat on a drum no how to sing ...

What gives you the right to tell others what to do? You sit in judgement, you can't be wrong, Your infallible power's undeniably wrong You can kill us in your ...

I got manicured fingers and toes I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I'm still condescending Your as and teeth permanent browned Your face is permanently f...

Grade school sociopath, teenage alcoholic, fraternity date rapist, company CEO Kindergarten genius, middle school punching bag, junior high school dropout, fede...

[Rancid cover song] realize you're dehumanized You criticize your existence it's your demise when no sun arise When you're paralyzed by your lack of resistance ...

Monday is my favorite time of year I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotto go to work E...

Come on underachievers Come on all you underpass believers We'll give you the skill for street livin' It feels pretty great to just give in, So just give in Dr...

Trip down the stairs into hell Cathay de I miss your smell A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss Fuck, sweat, and fear Adrenaline addicted, the blood leak From my...

In the darkest tunnel, it's nice to see a light, Not just a headlight, Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right,...

This song is written by Joey Ramone She went away for the holidays said she's Going to LA but she never got there She never got there, she never got there, the...

When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection, Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did, Was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost...

We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee shops With voices low unless we're drunk We've got hats and cupped sunglasses We question all that ...

Call it libertarian 'cos we do as we please don't need fear of force to foster no morality morals are a substitute concern in someone's ear They're basically a ...

Am I supposed to do Things right? NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is m...

Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit (I quit, I'm shit) Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit (I'm shit) You wanna keep it goin' but yo...

Lost in a sea of combat boots, Flush the bouncers with wasted youth When did punk rock become so safe, When did the scene become a joke? The kids who used to li...

There's no fun in Bible study class There's no fun getting fucked in the ass by a priest Unless your old and into that, It's no Fun for a kid who is scared as s...

Broken hearts Swept to hands that tied me It's a pointless game What better, let's play Suicide To kiss your kids goodnight What you take from them What they've...

all we need, a little methanphetamens three on speed a little subversality what we do, is nothing you know about who are you? definently not one of us all we ne...

Timmy the Turtle You know him as Tim Timmy the Turtle He sang with The Grim Too slow He sat in turtle goo Timmy the Turtle Is giving them hell Timmy the Turtl...

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand we walked hand and hand on the beach front She smiled at me and she tightly held my hand i had my thumb up in ...

Who huffed at the party? Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue L...

Brilliant? we're describing something dum You create to desecrate the villain i've become A prophet, not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and sarcasm To m...

It's like seeing a car crash from inside the car The driver's got his head craned back he's telling you a joke You see the bus on collision course You point you...

Tear that poster off the wall, It takes up too much space, We ain't no fucking rock band, man We're a professional, Disgrace, is the word I would use, To descri...

Remember when America Had a middle class and an upper class That was way before the exodus That was the America that we thought was number one Thought would ove...

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun Come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today Mixed with your single...

With our ass in the air and our heads in the ground There's no sense of despair, without sight, without sound We hold our ears and shut our eyes Distant screams...

Brilliant! A word describing something dum You create to desecrate the villain I've become A prophet, not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and sarcasm To ...

Brilliant, a word describing something dum You create to desecrate the villain I've become A prophet not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and sarcasm, to ...

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to your mom They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told The...

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told T...

So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining So long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining Want reparations, you're needy and deserving Can...

We never liked to sing "whoahs" We loathe whoahs We're against whoahs We hate whoahs We prefer "ahh's" and "na na na-na na na's" Or those "yea, yea, yea's" and...

Whoops I OD'd, Shortness of breath Call ambulance, Tell my wife I {love her} Error in judgement cut my life, No second chance, no guiding light I never meant t...

We are Rome, Aztec Mexico, Easter Island paradigm We are followers of Jimmy Jones, cutting in the kool-aid line We are Animal Farm Pigs, we are a Terry Gilliam...

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots S...

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Onl...

Lovin you isn't the right thing to do How can I ever change things that I feel? If I could, baby I'd give you my world But how can I when you won't take it from...

I say don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think You can take your chances But there's so much to lose ...

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us An...

Your younger daughter's on the pipe, robbed you and your mother blind On an Internet site, she blew your mechanic your wife's Overdose was a success, humiliatio...

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but it don't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in...

You're wrong about virtues of Christianity And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong You're wr...

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Onl...

Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as...

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